You win a £1,000,000...

[Jog On]

Or £4.57 after tax in the forthcoming budget is applied.

Yes making the most of it would involve some extreme tax ‘efficiency’. I think leveraged property deals are quite tax efficient because you’re using OPM.

[Chugnut]

Drink myself to death

Sounds a bit grim, mate.

Go to Las Vegas to do it though, it worked for Nicolas Cage.

[ChimpMaster]

I would build schools for the poor in 3rd world countries.

When they are old enough to walk/talk I would put them to work and use that income to generate more money. Money making Money #101.

[hyperD]

Rent a Citation X bizjet, move all my guitar gear into it, take off and fly to FL300, stick the autopilot on for a racetrack NDB hold and finally master the Lynyrd Skynyrd Freebird solo.

Before the fuel runs out.

[Churchill]

Rent a Citation X bizjet, move all my guitar gear into it, take off and fly to FL300, stick the autopilot on for a racetrack NDB hold and finally master the Lynyrd Skynyrd Freebird solo.

Before the fuel runs out.

Class.

Have you got any jet time yet?

[Pondlife]

Rent a Citation X bizjet, move all my guitar gear into it, take off and fly to FL300, stick the autopilot on for a racetrack NDB hold and finally master the Lynyrd Skynyrd Freebird solo.

Before the fuel runs out.

Irony at its best

[TheFaQQer]

The very definition of irony...

Like bronzey or goldy but made of iron.

[Moscow Mule]

I'd buy something like this

http://www.shaitan-of-corsica.com/

So I've somewhere to live when the oceans swamp everywhere in Britain except Ben Nevis.

[hyperD]

Class.

Have you got any jet time yet?

Sadly I have a high-maintenance wife and, I am embarrassed to say, a mortgage which I'm whittling away.

I've barely got enough cash secreted away to keep my Multi going.

You got jet type rating on the whirlybirds?

[zeitghost]

Like bronzey or goldy but made of iron.

That's it exactly.