Life Coaching & Psychiatry for Free (Today Only)

[Moscow Mule]

My lucrative "Life coaching" business is being undermined by unqualified muppets on the internets. What can I do?

[DBA_bloke]

I detect in you an inherent inability to detect the sex of your patients.

I suggest a course in "Look and Feel".

I don't differentiate between the sexes: that'd be unprofessional, or something. It's my first day. Leave me alone!

[DBA_bloke]

My lucrative "Life coaching" business is being undermined by unqualified muppets on the internets. What can I do?

Slag off the competition and lie.

[alreadypacked]

I don't differentiate between the sexs: that'd be unprofessional, or something. It's my first day. Leave me alone!

Back to the drawing board, review the spec. Maybe build a couple of prototypes.

[DBA_bloke]

Back to the drawing board, review the spec. Maybe build a couple of prototypes.

This Life Coach/Psychiatrist mularky is a lot tougher than I'd thought, and I'm running out of todger-related diagnoses. And I'm bored of it. Back to real life, then. Bah!

[alreadypacked]

This Life Coach/Psychiatrist mularky is a lot tougher than I'd thought, and I'm running out of todger-related diagnoses.

This Life Coach/Psychiatrist is not a way to spend the day talking about your own problems

[Churchill]

This Life Coach/Psychiatrist mularky is a lot tougher than I'd thought, and I'm running out of todger-related diagnoses. And I'm bored of it. Back to real life, then. Bah!

Your lack of commitment shows that you have a deep routed narcissus bordering towards oedipus complex with additional onanistic tendencies.

My suggestion is that you wear mittens in bed.

[chef]

DBA,

i think i'm going mad

i spend my day talking with lizards, darleks and lots of people with acronyms.. all of who claim they are spartacus. i talk with people who i've never met and burst out loud dribbling coffee over my laptop several times per day. In this alternate reality Im insulted (well a cock head), given advice on how to become rich quick and today i think i was even propositioned!!

I cannot share any of the information or conversations with anyone in my real world as they'll think I'm strange.

Help..

[DBA_bloke]

Your lack of commitment shows that you have a deep routed narcissus bordering towards oedipus complex with additional onanistic tendencies.

My suggestion is that you wear mittens in bed.

Mittens turn me on.

[alreadypacked]

Mittens turn me on.

There we go, it's good to share