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Churchill replied

9 October 2007, 06:59
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I am too and I Demand My Money Back!

A sexual hang-up about my todger's size, indeed - I'll give you todger's size!!

Jacko, I'll give you todger size!!!
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cojak replied

8 October 2007, 16:33
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Isn't ap a girlie? I voted for her/him in the CUK sexy babe poll, so I hope so.

I am too and I Demand My Money Back!

A sexual hang-up about my todger's size, indeed - I'll give you todger's size!!
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DS23 replied

8 October 2007, 16:28
oh no - am i too late? is the quack shop shut?
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Moose423956 replied

8 October 2007, 16:16
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

No.

Your question reveals, to my trained eye, a penis envy syndrome. Forget the creams, suction pumps and attached weights "cures"; you're stuck with it. The only remedy is to avoid sex forever, or only go out with ugly, grateful-for-anything birds.

Isn't ap a girlie? I voted for her/him in the CUK sexy babe poll, so I hope so.
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alreadypacked replied

8 October 2007, 14:20
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

Mittens turn me on.

There we go, it's good to share
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DBA_bloke replied

8 October 2007, 14:18
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Your lack of commitment shows that you have a deep routed narcissus bordering towards oedipus complex with additional onanistic tendencies.

My suggestion is that you wear mittens in bed.

Mittens turn me on.
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chef replied

8 October 2007, 14:18
DBA,

i think i'm going mad

i spend my day talking with lizards, darleks and lots of people with acronyms.. all of who claim they are spartacus. i talk with people who i've never met and burst out loud dribbling coffee over my laptop several times per day. In this alternate reality Im insulted (well a cock head), given advice on how to become rich quick and today i think i was even propositioned!!

I cannot share any of the information or conversations with anyone in my real world as they'll think I'm strange.

Help..
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Churchill replied

8 October 2007, 14:07
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

This Life Coach/Psychiatrist mularky is a lot tougher than I'd thought, and I'm running out of todger-related diagnoses. And I'm bored of it. Back to real life, then. Bah!

Your lack of commitment shows that you have a deep routed narcissus bordering towards oedipus complex with additional onanistic tendencies.

My suggestion is that you wear mittens in bed.
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alreadypacked replied

8 October 2007, 12:31
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

This Life Coach/Psychiatrist mularky is a lot tougher than I'd thought, and I'm running out of todger-related diagnoses.

This Life Coach/Psychiatrist is not a way to spend the day talking about your own problems
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DBA_bloke replied

8 October 2007, 12:23
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

Back to the drawing board, review the spec. Maybe build a couple of prototypes.

This Life Coach/Psychiatrist mularky is a lot tougher than I'd thought, and I'm running out of todger-related diagnoses. And I'm bored of it. Back to real life, then. Bah!
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alreadypacked replied

8 October 2007, 12:05
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

I don't differentiate between the sexs: that'd be unprofessional, or something. It's my first day. Leave me alone!

Back to the drawing board, review the spec. Maybe build a couple of prototypes.
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DBA_bloke replied

8 October 2007, 12:03
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

My lucrative "Life coaching" business is being undermined by unqualified muppets on the internets. What can I do?

Slag off the competition and lie.
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DBA_bloke replied

8 October 2007, 12:02
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I detect in you an inherent inability to detect the sex of your patients.

I suggest a course in "Look and Feel".

I don't differentiate between the sexes: that'd be unprofessional, or something. It's my first day. Leave me alone!

Last edited by DBA_bloke; 8 October 2007, 12:29.
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Moscow Mule replied

8 October 2007, 11:11
My lucrative "Life coaching" business is being undermined by unqualified muppets on the internets. What can I do?
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Churchill replied

8 October 2007, 11:05
Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

Your useage of the words "extend it" reveal that you have a sexual hangup about your todger's size. It's common, but hilarious. Try imagining yourself being pleasured by a bevy of buxom beauties, and further imagine that they are impressed with your manhood. You may need to concentrate very intensely to visualize such an improbable situation. Good luck.

I detect in you an inherent inability to detect the sex of your patients.

I suggest a course in "Look and Feel".
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