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[DBA_bloke]

DBA are you on the bench ?

No.

Your question reveals, to my trained eye, a penis envy syndrome. Forget the creams, suction pumps and attached weights "cures"; you're stuck with it. The only remedy is to avoid sex forever, or only go out with ugly, grateful-for-anything birds.

[DimPrawn]

I take it that DBA work is not very challenging, and the client thinks that "clearing down a table" is 3 weeks "work"?

[alreadypacked]

I take it that DBA work is not very challenging, and the client thinks that "clearing down a table" is 3 weeks "work"?

[DBA_bloke]

I take it that DBA work is not very challenging, and the client thinks that "clearing down a table" is 3 weeks "work"?

Your anger is evident from your barbed posting. Repressed anger leads to shrivelled parts and bedwetting. Get a waterproof covering for your bed and put a sock down the front of your Y fronts until feeling better.

[alreadypacked]

The cure is simple: wear long trousers in bed. Your performance anxiety will soon be a thing of the past!

Didn't know women suffered from performance anxiety

[cojak]

Dear Dr DBA,

Why do I find that the less I enjoy my contract, the more likely the client is to extend it?

[KathyWoolfe]

Your anger is evident from your barbed posting. Repressed anger leads to shrivelled parts and bedwetting. Get a waterproof covering for your bed and put a sock down the front of your Y fronts until feeling better.

I detect anger issues and penis envy in this posting by DBA......

[DBA_bloke]

Dear Dr DBA,

Why do I find that the less I enjoy my contract, the more likely the client is to extend it?

Your useage of the words "extend it" reveal that you have a sexual hangup about your todger's size. It's common, but hilarious. Try imagining yourself being pleasured by a bevy of buxom beauties, and further imagine that they are impressed with your manhood. You may need to concentrate very intensely to visualize such an improbable situation. Good luck.

[DBA_bloke]

Didn't know women suffered from performance anxiety

It's a common misconception.

[Churchill]

Your useage of the words "extend it" reveal that you have a sexual hangup about your todger's size. It's common, but hilarious. Try imagining yourself being pleasured by a bevy of buxom beauties, and further imagine that they are impressed with your manhood. You may need to concentrate very intensely to visualize such an improbable situation. Good luck.

I detect in you an inherent inability to detect the sex of your patients.

I suggest a course in "Look and Feel".