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    Led Zeppelin

    Not sure whether this question has been asked already but did anyone actually get any tickets?

    If you did, could you please let me know where you live.

    #2
    Do it on the cheap: Play a few Led Zep albums at your local old folks' home... same thing, only there's a smaller queue for the bog.

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      #3
      "only there's a smaller queue for the bog."

      If its an old fogies home I doubt there would be any queue at all as most would simply do it where they were sitting for that nice warm feeling. If there is a queue, toss a worthers original past them and watch the ensuing carnage. Then walk to the bog past the scum of fighting wrinklies.
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #4
        Tony, you have a mean streak.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          "only there's a smaller queue for the bog."

          If its an old fogies home I doubt there would be any queue at all as most would simply do it where they were sitting for that nice warm feeling. If there is a queue, toss a worthers original past them and watch the ensuing carnage. Then walk to the bog past the scum of fighting wrinklies.
          Top Tip: Beware of a death-on-the-bog scenarios, though. Always know where the staff go for a dump.

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            #6
            Another top tip - it's useful to keep a crip packet to hand. So when they get in the way you can pop it and they drop like flies. Crisp bag bingo I call it - never had a full house yet though.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #7
              Ok, I've got a crisp packet and if I were to get into the O2 arena I could therefore ensure a seat at the front.

              Problem though, I still need a ticket.

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                #8
                Originally posted by OrangeHopper View Post
                Ok, I've got a crisp packet
                Too much info, OH. Far too much info.
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  "only there's a smaller queue for the bog."

                  If its an old fogies home I doubt there would be any queue at all as most would simply do it where they were sitting for that nice warm feeling. If there is a queue, toss a worthers original past them and watch the ensuing carnage. Then walk to the bog past the scum of fighting wrinklies.
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                  They come from the German town of Werther, you see, so the actual pronunciation is Verters.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by OrangeHopper View Post
                    Not sure whether this question has been asked already but did anyone actually get any tickets?
                    Yes.

                    Originally posted by OrangeHopper View Post
                    If you did, could you please let me know where you live.
                    I'm still in shock and have actually forgotten where I live. Fortunately, I can see the O2 arena from here, and that's more important than my home at the moment. I have to keep checking it's still there, just in case.

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