I saw you on Facebook and I just thought OMG

[ChimpMaster]

My sexual preditor days are over unfortunately :-(

Such fun times... :-(

Hey you were the one dreaming of some guys kn*b during an interview! I knew I should have hired you!

[Zorba]

I'm looking forward to being able to get a new carpet in about 8 years, when they've grown up a bit.

I fumbled this one and went for the new carpets when the younger one was only 3. She ended up drawing over half of it. Nice.

[oracleslave]

I fumbled this one and went for the new carpets when the younger one was only 3. She ended up drawing over half of it. Nice.

Schoolboy error .....which I also made

[MrRobin]

Don't worry... get a new one when she's 15 and when you're out she'll have parties and her friends will spill red wine all over it.

[WindyAnna]

LIAR!

Prefer it coming out of my offspring to out of my husband!!

[SallyAnne]

Hi All,

I dont want anyone to take offence, but I've just removed all you lot from my friends list on Facebook.

I've taken the decision to only have my propper friends on there (if you know what I mean)

Sal
xxx
ps - plus I'm bored with the poker now

[Zorba]

Hi All,

I dont want anyone to take offence, but I've just removed all you lot from my friends list on Facebook.

I've taken the decision to only have my propper friends on there (if you know what I mean)

Sal
xxx
ps - plus I'm bored with the poker now

That's ok - it wasn't us anyway.

[King Cnvt]

Hi All,

I dont want anyone to take offence, but I've just removed all you lot from my friends list on Facebook.

I've taken the decision to only have my propper friends on there (if you know what I mean)

Sal
xxx
ps - plus I'm bored with the poker now

How very dare you!

[Zorba]

Hi All,

I dont want anyone to take offence, but I've just removed my real friends from my Facebook account.

I've taken the decision to put you lot on there (if you know what I mean). Please start sending the pokes through.

Zorba
zzz
ps - plus I can't play poker to save my life, only scrabble.

[Spacecadet]

Hi All,

I dont want anyone to take offence, but I've just removed all you lot from my friends list on Facebook.

I've taken the decision to only have my propper friends on there (if you know what I mean)

Sal
xxx
ps - plus I'm bored with the poker now

Proper