I saw you on Facebook and I just thought OMG

[ChimpMaster]

Counting down the days until the nappy rush

Ah congrats mate!

[Cooperinliverp00l]

Ah congrats mate!

Thanks where's my Hug

[Churchill]

Thanks where's my Hug

I'll give you a hug and I promise not to shag your leg.

[TheFaQQer]

Counting down the days until the nappy rush

Ah the joys of dealing with that first black, treacle poo.

And the first bout of diarrhoea - what joys you have to look forward to.

I'm looking forward to being able to get a new carpet in about 8 years, when they've grown up a bit.

[WindyAnna]

Ah the joys of dealing with that first black, treacle poo.

And the first bout of diarrhoea - what joys you have to look forward to.

I'm looking forward to being able to get a new carpet in about 8 years, when they've grown up a bit.

And that black treacle stuff is followed by that yellow runny stuff .... and then there's the vomit... ! but somehow you don't care when it's coming out of your offspring.

[TheFaQQer]

but somehow you don't care when it's coming out of your offspring.

LIAR!

[Cooperinliverp00l]

I'll give you a hug and I promise not to shag your leg.

Thanks Churchill....but i think you got a little too excited during that last hug and left a little puddle of wee on the carpet. Think it's time for you to go outside and stay in your kennel until you are sorry about what you have done.

[SallyAnne]

I'll give you a hug and I promise not to shag you

Yeah we've all fell for that one before

[ChimpMaster]

Yeah we've all fell for that one before

I thought you'd be the one offering the hugs and trying to get a shag out of it!!

[SallyAnne]

I thought you'd be the one offering the hugs and trying to get a shag out of it!!

My sexual preditor days are over unfortunately :-(

Such fun times... :-(