Shakira Law

[Moscow Mule]

Can we invent some form of government/legal system where Shakira (the colombian pop minx) and her lyrics form the basis of all decisions?

After all, "Her hips don't lie" so maybe it could be a wiggle left for guilty, or a wiggle right for innocent.

What does the panel think?

[Spacecadet]

Can we invent some form of government/legal system where Shakira (the colombian pop minx) and her lyrics form the basis of all decisions?

After all, "Her hips don't lie" so maybe it could be a wiggle left for guilty, or a wiggle right for innocent.

What does the panel think?

sounds like bill and teds excellent edventure... just a bit sexier

[SallyAnne]

I'm happy with this, as long as you confuse my breasts with mountains.

[NickFitz]

I'm happy with this, as long as you confuse my breasts with mountains.

norks

[realityhack]

I'm happy with this, as long as you confuse my breasts with mountains.

I'm sorry - I thought you were disguised as a relief map of the Himalayas.

(copyright Charlie Brooker - TV genius)

[sasguru]

Well perhaps Shakira's norks could be christened "Pinky" and "Perky".
A flop out of Pinky means guilty and the opposite means innocent. Or vice versa.
Perhaps she could preside topless?

[Spacecadet]

will Beyonce be vice president?

[NickFitz]

Well perhaps Shakira's norks could be christened "Pinky" and "Perky".
A flop out of Pinky means guilty and the opposite means innocent. Or vice versa.
Perhaps she could preside topless?

With a well-hung jury...

IGMC