Shakira Law

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NickFitz replied

4 October 2007, 13:00
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Well perhaps Shakira's norks could be christened "Pinky" and "Perky".
A flop out of Pinky means guilty and the opposite means innocent. Or vice versa.
Perhaps she could preside topless?

With a well-hung jury...

IGMC
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Spacecadet replied

4 October 2007, 12:56
will Beyonce be vice president?
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sasguru replied

4 October 2007, 12:53
Well perhaps Shakira's norks could be christened "Pinky" and "Perky".
A flop out of Pinky means guilty and the opposite means innocent. Or vice versa.
Perhaps she could preside topless?
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realityhack replied

4 October 2007, 12:51
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I'm happy with this, as long as you confuse my breasts with mountains.

I'm sorry - I thought you were disguised as a relief map of the Himalayas.

(copyright Charlie Brooker - TV genius)
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NickFitz replied

4 October 2007, 12:50
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I'm happy with this, as long as you confuse my breasts with mountains.

norks
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SallyAnne replied

4 October 2007, 12:49
I'm happy with this, as long as you confuse my breasts with mountains.
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Spacecadet replied

4 October 2007, 12:46
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

Can we invent some form of government/legal system where Shakira (the colombian pop minx) and her lyrics form the basis of all decisions?

After all, "Her hips don't lie" so maybe it could be a wiggle left for guilty, or a wiggle right for innocent.

What does the panel think?

sounds like bill and teds excellent edventure... just a bit sexier
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Moscow Mule started a topic Shakira Law

4 October 2007, 12:44
Shakira Law

Can we invent some form of government/legal system where Shakira (the colombian pop minx) and her lyrics form the basis of all decisions?

After all, "Her hips don't lie" so maybe it could be a wiggle left for guilty, or a wiggle right for innocent.

What does the panel think?
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