They gave me my "Pocket guide to hiding prostitutes bodies" along with my HGV licence.
So yes.
So yes.
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I'll see your "Pocket guide to hiding prostitutes bodies" along with my HGV licence and raise you a trusted, kindly-looking, bespectacled, silver-bearded doctor, whom all trusted & had a kind word for, with a penchant for smack & grannies.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostComment
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i've killed allsorts.
Pigeons, birds, fish, spiders, snails etc etc etc.
i use to collect them all and put them into an empty fish tank and let them eat each other.
The last ones standing would be first smoked, then poured with boiling water, and if they still lived, then i would use the ultimate method which was stabbing them with needles, pouring lighter fuel on them and lighting it.
I got a kick out of itKeep it clean!!!Comment
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The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Should have scraped it off the drive and stuck it to the inside of one of your car windows ala Garfield.Originally posted by DBA_bloke View PostComment
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Why are we allowed to talk about this, but the idea of p1ssing, (or not
piss1ng) on an agent gets the thread deleted?!
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Because agents might use (or even advertise) on this site, but dead people are no use to anyone?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWhy are we allowed to talk about this, but the idea of p1ssing, (or not
piss1ng) on an agent gets the thread deleted?!
HTHHard Brexit now!
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I once murdered someone who wouldn't shut up about house prices.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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