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too many years darn sarfThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Well done, chicane.Originally posted by chicane View Post
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Tut, tut, Bagpuss. You sound like Vicky Pollard. Innit.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Vicky Pollard is west, 'should of' is Sarf eastOriginally posted by Xenophon View PostWell done, chicane.
Tut, tut, Bagpuss. You sound like Vicky Pollard. Innit.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Bagpuss - the self-proclaimed Vicky Pollard of the South East.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostVicky Pollard is west, 'should of' is Sarf eastRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Who pulled your chain today?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostBagpuss - the self-proclaimed Vicky Pollard of the South East.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Is Vicky Pollard another of the nom-de-plumes of his rent-boy days?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostBagpuss - the self-proclaimed Vicky Pollard of the South East.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Please someone save me, it's like being savaged by Gilbert and George
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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As opposed to a dead sheep?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostPlease someone save me, it's like being savaged by Gilbert and George
Hard Brexit now!
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No that's Damian HurstOriginally posted by sasguru View PostAs opposed to a dead sheep?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Google.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWho pulled your chain today?
I searched for "lqe" on Google as I didn't know what the abbreviation was for. I get the search results and scroll to the bottom of the page and bl00dy Google says:
Did you mean to search for: "life"
The cheeky beggar!
Incidentally, LQE turned out to be Low Quality Exposure. Fascinating, these financial service contracts, aren't they?
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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