If I had a dog I'd kick it

[DBA_bloke]

"If I had a dog I'd kick it"

I have reported you to the RSPCA!

[EternalOptimist]

"If I had a dog I'd kick it"

I have reported you to the RSPCA!

why ?

I would deliberately buy a masochistic dog that it would be very cruel NOT to kick

[EternalOptimist]

sod this job seeking malarky I am going back on the ale

[TheFaQQer]

I thought Manchester would be a sh1t hole from all the stories and north south banter.

Had 2 relocate there 2 years ago and could not believe it, absolutely loved the place. Had an apartment on deans gate and worked in king street. don't knock it until you have actually been. Pisses all over London and I'm a southerner!

Bugger -the deliberate ploy of telling southerners how crap it is in the north didn't work.

Stay out - it's ours!

[Muttley08]

Bugger -the deliberate ploy of telling southerners how crap it is in the north didn't work.

Stay out - it's ours!

It's ok - they can't get their jellied eels and cockney outfits up here, so we're safe

[ChimpMaster]

Northern Rock - really says it all about up North , aye like.

[BoredBloke]

Manchester benefited a lot from a couple of Paddies driving a truck full of home made explosives into the city, parking it outside M&S and blowing it up.

The City centre was a dump but it's quite nice now.

[DBA_bloke]

Bugger -the deliberate ploy of telling southerners how crap it is in the north didn't work.

Stay out - it's ours!

I used to ADORE Manchester... it really was a cool place to live. Then, not long after the IRA bombing, the Hacienda disappearing, Moss Side being bulldozed, it went fookin' crap. RIP.

London is now a better place to be.

[sasguru]

I used to ADORE Manchester... it really was a cool place to live. Then, not long after the IRA bombing, the Hacienda disappearing, Moss Side being bulldozed, it went fookin' crap. RIP.

London is now a better place to be.

Aaah the Hacienda. Halcyon days of the late 80s/early 90s.
Agreed, Manchester used to have character now it's a glorified theme park.
London is more "real".

[pisces]

How does that reflect your ability to do the job

Indeed, I've lost count of the amount of times an interviewer had to leave for five minutes, turned up late, fecked up his questions etc and I'm still supposed to want to work for them?