If I had a dog I'd kick it

[Bagpuss]

High Wycombe: A bluebottle-encrusted dog egg of a toilet..

That can't be true, it's grim up north

Croydon
Harlow
High Wycombe
Slough
Ramsgate
Margate
Southend
Southall
Wembley
Greenford
Reading
Walthamstow
Tower Hamlets
Peckham

all are like utopia, once you arrive you never want to leave, why would you?

[ChimpMaster]

Typical swathing response, what has Newcastle got to do with Manchester? Buckinghamshire is as near to Manchester as Manchester is to Newcastle. I once went to High Wycombe and it was sh1t therefore by your logic that also proves Manchester must be sh1t.

I also suppose the biggest bank in the UK and it's origins in 'the North' also say alot about the north too.

I guarantee you are one of those guys who never travels very far

Oh BagPussy, I'm only pulling your tail, having some fun.

I have family up North.... can't understand a word they say though.

[Bagpuss]

OK Tazman, maybe I'm a little over sensitive, met may people with prejudices that are shattered whenever they've actually visited a place. I can only assume this "south east is better than everywhere" suits the powers that be, i.e. they know you guys will put up with a lot more

[ChimpMaster]

OK Tazman, maybe I'm a little over sensitive, met may people with prejudices that are shattered whenever they've actually visited a place. I can only assume this "south east is better than everywhere" suits the powers that be, i.e. they know you guys will put up with a lot more

S.E is a pretty crap place to live because cost of living is so high and we have flightpaths covered large swaths of the area.

I worked in Poole once and that was lovely - until Bournemouth and surrounding areas got run down (by immigrants?!).

I've also worked extensively abroad and haven't yet found a place worse than the U.K. I'd love to live away from the U.K. and have a better quality of life, but with so many friends and family here it's really hard to just up and go.

[Lucy]

Typical swathing response, what has Newcastle got to do with Manchester? Buckinghamshire is as near to Manchester as Manchester is to Newcastle. I once went to High Wycombe and it was sh1t therefore by your logic that also proves Manchester must be sh1t.

I also suppose the biggest bank in the UK and it's origins in 'the North' also say alot about the north too.

I guarantee you are one of those guys who never travels very far

High Wycombe.

Poor pussycat.

[Bagpuss]

High Wycombe.

Poor pussycat.

A horrid place in the middle of some beautiful countryside, should be under 'blot on the landscape' in the dictionary.

[daviejones]

I lost my last interview because my mobile rang during the interview
which I had forgotten to switch off. barstewards

I lost one because I got caught looking down her blouse 3 times
It wasn't my fault, it was open almost to the waist and she was beautiful...

[Clippy]

Am I the only one turned on thinking about how this Irish lass would look in a temper?

Except I have red hair...

No but I'm curious to find out if the collars and cuffs match.

[daviejones]

No but I'm curious to find out if the collars and cuffs match.

What if there is no grass on the pitch?

[Clippy]

What if there is no grass on the pitch?

He, he even better