What does your significant other do?

[TheFaQQer]

I thought you mean't she looked like Karl Howman from Brushstrokes

meant

[wendigo100]

You know, I don't think you're taking this seriously Wendigo.

Sorry DG, the NHS bit was the true one. Earlier this year, Mr and Mrs Wendy were both contributing in their humble ways to the health of the nation.

Whereas my daughter is a fighter pilot on active service out of Baikonur.

[wendigo100]

Whereas my son just loses golf balls.

[Cooperinliverp00l]

Where is the option for Constantly nag at me

[TheFaQQer]

Where is the option for Constantly nag at me

You've only been married five minutes!!

[Zorba]

She teaches people who are nearly dead (from the neck up)

Mine too. I keep trying to get her to quit and live the life of leisure, but she won't.