Reply to: What does your significant other do?

[Zorba]

She teaches people who are nearly dead (from the neck up)

Mine too. I keep trying to get her to quit and live the life of leisure, but she won't.

[TheFaQQer]

Where is the option for Constantly nag at me

You've only been married five minutes!!

[Cooperinliverp00l]

Where is the option for Constantly nag at me

[wendigo100]

Whereas my son just loses golf balls.

[wendigo100]

You know, I don't think you're taking this seriously Wendigo.

Sorry DG, the NHS bit was the true one. Earlier this year, Mr and Mrs Wendy were both contributing in their humble ways to the health of the nation.

Whereas my daughter is a fighter pilot on active service out of Baikonur.

[TheFaQQer]

I thought you mean't she looked like Karl Howman from Brushstrokes

meant

[Bagpuss]

I thought you mean't she looked like Karl Howman from Brushstrokes

[King Cnvt]

What does your sig. other do all day?

Mine is like Flash.

"Works hard, so I don't have to."

[sasguru]

Escort
Makes £150 per hour

I look forward to getting home and giving her it up the wrong'en before ejecting into her mouth

So do I most days. Not in your house, though.

[Maxamus]

Escort
Makes £150 per hour

I look forward to getting home and giving her it up the wrong'en before ejecting into her mouth

[Dundeegeorge]

You know, I don't think you're taking this seriously Wendigo.

[wendigo100]

Himalayan guide. She take's the pics of punters on top of Everest.

[XLMonkey]

Pilot (well, she was until we had the kid last month).

[tay]

Works as a Contractor, but as an Accountant. Alot easier to get work, 1 day on the bench is a long time

[chef]

threaded you've let me down,

i thought you'd say she was Mary, mother of Christ or Mother Theresa or at bare minimum Leonardo Da Vinci's unknown daughter

(Threaded has a time machine and so all of the above are possible)