Danish equivalent of a CID officer.
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Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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threaded you've let me down,
i thought you'd say she was Mary, mother of Christ or Mother Theresa or at bare minimum Leonardo Da Vinci's unknown daughter
(Threaded has a time machine and so all of the above are possible)The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Works as a Contractor, but as an Accountant. Alot easier to get work, 1 day on the bench is a long time
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Escort
Makes £150 per hour
I look forward to getting home and giving her it up the wrong'en before ejecting into her mouthKeep it clean!!!Comment
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So do I most days. Not in your house, though.Originally posted by Maxamus View PostEscort
Makes £150 per hour
I look forward to getting home and giving her it up the wrong'en before ejecting into her mouthHard Brexit now!
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I thought you mean't she looked like Karl Howman from BrushstrokesThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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