• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

What does your significant other do?

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #41
    Danish equivalent of a CID officer.
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

    Comment


      #42
      threaded you've let me down,

      i thought you'd say she was Mary, mother of Christ or Mother Theresa or at bare minimum Leonardo Da Vinci's unknown daughter

      (Threaded has a time machine and so all of the above are possible)
      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

      Comment


        #43
        Works as a Contractor, but as an Accountant. Alot easier to get work, 1 day on the bench is a long time

        Comment


          #44
          Pilot (well, she was until we had the kid last month).
          Plan A is located just about here.
          If that doesn't work, then there's always plan B

          Comment


            #45
            Himalayan guide. She take's the pics of punters on top of Everest.

            Comment


              #46
              You know, I don't think you're taking this seriously Wendigo.
              Why not?

              Comment


                #47
                Escort
                Makes £150 per hour

                I look forward to getting home and giving her it up the wrong'en before ejecting into her mouth
                Keep it clean!!!

                Comment


                  #48
                  Originally posted by Maxamus View Post
                  Escort
                  Makes £150 per hour

                  I look forward to getting home and giving her it up the wrong'en before ejecting into her mouth
                  So do I most days. Not in your house, though.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

                  Comment


                    #49
                    What does your sig. other do all day?
                    Mine is like Flash.

                    "Works hard, so I don't have to."

                    Comment


                      #50
                      I thought you mean't she looked like Karl Howman from Brushstrokes
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X