What does your significant other do?

[sasguru]

Sixth form.

Dirty old man

[Bagpuss]

chartered accountant - useful when I was a contractor

How long has he done that for then?

[sasguru]

How long has he done that for then?

Since the sex change.

[zathras]

Experienced Chef, which is my excuse for putting on a stone and half since getting married but now Housewife and according to the company staff list the Office Manager.

[Lucy]

chartered accountant - useful when I was a contractor

sassy, you might need to get your dellusions at...

(1. you have a sig. other 2. s/he is something other than a hairdresser/shop assistant/dinnerlady)

[Old Greg]

sassy, you might need to get your dellusions at...

(1. you have a sig. other 2. s/he is something other than a hairdresser/shop assistant/dinnerlady)

delusions

What's wrong with being a hairdresser, shop assistant or dinner lady? They're all more useful members of society than most of us.

[sasguru]

sassy, you might need to get your dellusions at...

(1. you have a sig. other 2. s/he is something other than a hairdresser/shop assistant/dinnerlady)

No those types will do as mistresses provided they have nice norks.

PS Lucy you need to get laid. You're becoming a bitter and twisted old hag.

[Old Greg]

No those types will do as mistresses provided they have nice norks.

PS Lucy you need to get laid. You're becoming a bitter and twisted old hag.

Be nice. It's just because she's coming last in the CUK sexiest babe poll. BTW, I'm one point off the joint leaders so get in there everyone and vote Old Greg if you haven't already done so.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...e-poll-12.html

[Lucy]

delusions

What's wrong with being a hairdresser, shop assistant or dinner lady? They're all more useful members of society than most of us.

Thanks for the spelling correction, I never understand why people seem to need to do that here.

Greg, take a pill, it was a j-o-k-e...

[sasguru]

Thanks for the spelling correction, I never understand why people seem to need to do that here.

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