Anyone done anything weird at work?

[thunderlizard]

Every morning I used to go and urinate in a coworker's tea, while he was playing some daft trick with my soldering iron.

[EternalOptimist]

once put a fake turd in the sandwich carousel at Barclays.

[Lucy]

once put a fake turd in the sandwich carousel at Barclays.

Always wondered what they made there...

[Paddy]

Sent a spoof email a colleague thanking him for subscribing to a porn site emailing list and everyone @ companyname.com will receive the news letters. (Much panic)

Hid under the desk and dragged my colleague by his feet off his chair. (very loud screams)

Put peanut butter on the headphones and pretended I was cleaning the earwax off and then eat it.

[MobileCheese]

Drank soup from the drinks machine

[wendigo100]

I hire the best young coach in the world, then hire some mates to make his job impossible! How we all laugh in the boardroom ha ha!

Roman Abramovich

[threaded]

I hire the best young coach in the world, then hire some mates to make his job impossible! How we all laugh in the boardroom ha ha!

Roman Abramovich

I think futbol is a proles game, but that made me to laugh.

[wendigo100]

I think futbol is a proles game...

Indeed it is. Speaking of which, how's your Vintage Harley Davidson Polo team doing this year, threaded? Are you still top goalscorer?

[xoggoth]

Not at work no but used to be exhibitionist in yoof. Best outfit red cord trousers with green crosses on kneees and an Archbishop Makarios hat.

[Sysman]

Favourite trick was reversing all the tools on a coworkers bench while they went to the toilet, did it repeatedly eventually he thought he was going mad when his cutters, soldering Iron were on his right instead of his left after the morning visit.

We had a new apprentice fresh from school who needed taking down a peg or two.

I filled his boots with grease, and had no more problems with him after that.