Trip to Theme Park

[BoredBloke]

Top tip for Alton Towers - Take somebody with a blue disabled badge. You walk straight to the front of the que. One blue badge gets 3 helpers (i think)

Last time I took my son we went on all the big rides at least 3 times. Really good value for money on that basis. Plus you get to park right outside the gates!

[daviejones]

How about a grab-a-granny day?

[vetran]

Do what one of my Disties did, get everyone to dress up in Uniform, stay at the hotel and the challenge is to see who can get the most booze on the Boss's room bill or if unattached who can get the most hot bods in their room - I remained propping up the Bar of course having recently wed. Cracking weekend and an excuse to see one of our best looking salesgirls dressed up in full WRAF uniform (She brought her own, mighty fine she looked in it too ). Some of the customer's female workers also had fun ideas about uniform. Got a few looks when we hit the rides.


Almost as much fun as when we did an exhibition and saw our snooty Blonde Bombshell walking out of her room in the morning with a Muscular Chippie carrying her bags. Sales Director was suitably amused.
Think Truck Drivers, Sally & drop the Dead Donkey.

[DBA_bloke]

Do what one of my Disties did, get everyone to dress up in Uniform, stay at the hotel and the challenge is to see who can get the most booze on the Boss's room bill. Cracking weekend and an excuse to see one of our best looking salesgirls dressed up in full WRAF uniform (She brought her own, mighty fine she looked in it too ). Some of the customer's female workers also had fun ideas about uniform.


Almost as much fun as when we did an exhibition and saw our snooty Blonde Bombshell walking out of her room in the morning with a Muscular Chippie carrying her bags. Sales Director was suitably amused.
Think Truck Drivers, Sally & drop the Dead Donkey.

I'm guessing that one had to have actually been there for any of that to be (a) interesting (b) interesting, or (c) interesting.

[Old Greg]

I'm guessing that one had to have actually been there for any of that to be (a) interesting (b) interesting, or (c) interesting.

Not at all. I found it mildly amusing, but I am very very bored and hungover.

[vetran]

I'm guessing that one had to have actually been there for any of that to be (a) interesting (b) interesting, or (c) interesting.

Strange you werent invited?