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There was a senator from ecuador Who talked about a meteor
That crashed on a hill in the south of peru
And was found by a conquistador Who took it to the emperor
And he passed it on to a turkish guru.
His daughter Was slated for becoming divine
He taught her He taught her how to split and define
But if you study the logistics And heuristics of the mystics You will find that their minds rarely move in a line
So its much more realistic To abandon such ballistics And resign to be trapped on a leaf in a vine.
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think
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