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  • Troll
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    There was a senator from ecuador Who talked about a meteor
    That crashed on a hill in the south of peru
    And was found by a conquistador Who took it to the emperor
    And he passed it on to a turkish guru.
    His daughter Was slated for becoming divine
    He taught her He taught her how to split and define
    But if you study the logistics And heuristics of the mystics You will find that their minds rarely move in a line
    So its much more realistic To abandon such ballistics And resign to be trapped on a leaf in a vine.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Indeed.

    Giving them the sniffles is nothing... I think they were aiming more for bubonic plague.
    Or Bubnic plague, as Jennings would say.

    Darbyshire... Edgar Snope... uninformed officers... it all comes back to me now!

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  • DaveB
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    It was the Greys, not ZG.

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  • Chugnut
    started a topic Zeity! Check your fire!

    Zeity! Check your fire!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7001897.stm



    The Master will have something to say about this.
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