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Anyone ever seen a ghost?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Said out loud,

    "Grandma, if you're listening, let us know"

    5 Seconds later, washing machine door opens and floods water all over the floor.

    Cheers Grandma.
    You think putting your Grandma in the washing machine is funny do you? ****

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      #12
      Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
      "Anyone ever seen a ghost?"

      No, of course not: they don't exist. A bit like unicorns, pixies, elves and honest pimps. Enid Blyton has a lot to answer for.
      remember to include "God" in that list next time.
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #13
        Originally posted by King Cnvt View Post
        You think putting your Grandma in the washing machine is funny do you? ****
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #14
          Already posed the question. Linkypoos

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            #15
            I don't believe in ghosts either, but we appear to have had a spirit visit our house last Thursday. Very very weird feeling and no one in the house is comfortable with this any more.

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              #16
              We had a load of odd things happen in a 6 week period after the previous owner of our farm popped his clogs. It went on until his wife moved out of the area. Things like lights switching themselves on etc
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #17
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Burn 'im, burn 'im...

                Next thing you know he'll be saying that Giant Alien Lizards don't exist & I'll disappear in a puff of smoke...
                Giant Alien Lizards don't exist.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                  remember to include "God" in that list next time.
                  Where did the Universe come from, then? eBay?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
                    Where did the Universe come from, then? eBay?
                    where did god come from ?

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                      #20
                      Did God create ebay? Or was it Allah?

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