Anyone ever seen a ghost?

[King Cnvt]

Said out loud,

"Grandma, if you're listening, let us know"

5 Seconds later, washing machine door opens and floods water all over the floor.

Cheers Grandma.

You think putting your Grandma in the washing machine is funny do you? ****

[ThomasSoerensen]

"Anyone ever seen a ghost?"

No, of course not: they don't exist. A bit like unicorns, pixies, elves and honest pimps. Enid Blyton has a lot to answer for.

remember to include "God" in that list next time.

[Moscow Mule]

You think putting your Grandma in the washing machine is funny do you? ****

[Moose423956]

Already posed the question. Linkypoos

[ChimpMaster]

I don't believe in ghosts either, but we appear to have had a spirit visit our house last Thursday. Very very weird feeling and no one in the house is comfortable with this any more.

[BoredBloke]

We had a load of odd things happen in a 6 week period after the previous owner of our farm popped his clogs. It went on until his wife moved out of the area. Things like lights switching themselves on etc

[DBA_bloke]

Burn 'im, burn 'im...

Next thing you know he'll be saying that Giant Alien Lizards don't exist & I'll disappear in a puff of smoke...

Giant Alien Lizards don't exist.

[DBA_bloke]

remember to include "God" in that list next time.

Where did the Universe come from, then? eBay?

[Andy2]

Where did the Universe come from, then? eBay?

where did god come from ?

[Moose423956]

Did God create ebay? Or was it Allah?