You are all guilty (except SB, myself and snaw)

[DBA_bloke]

Burn the witch burn the etc.


NOTE FOR THE HARD OF THINKING. THE ABOVE WAS ANOTHER WOEFUL ATTEMPT AT HUMOUR. IF YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDED BY THIS, GET A LIFE.

Thanks professor! BTW, not offended at all - that's your "Foaming at the mouth of Tunbridge Wells" domain.

[Dundeegeorge]

I didn't think you would be offended DBAO

Thanks professor! BTW, not offended at all - that's your "Foaming at the mouth of Tunbridge Wells" domain.

I did say it was for the hard of thinking, and I hadn't placed you in that category. Perhaps I'd misjudged you.........

[DBA_bloke]

You're moonlighting for the Daily Mail then DBA_bloke?

Not telling... but see my latest scoop on mosques, Blackburn, inheritance tax, and the Portugese police... coming soon!

[DBA_bloke]

I did say it was for the hard of thinking, and I hadn't placed you in that category. Perhaps I'd misjudged you.........

Like I give a fook.

[Dundeegeorge]

Oh dear, you're all embarrassed now

Alright then, if it makes you feel better, I think you're a braindead waste of skin, is that better. We're so bad at accepting compliments in the UK, aren't we?

And Fook? Are you some kind of northerner? Hey, do you know HHH, he was a northerner, you must know him, don't you?

[DBA_bloke]

Alright then, if it makes you feel better, I think you're a braindead waste of skin, is that better. We're so bad at accepting compliments in the UK, aren't we?

And Fook? Are you some kind of northerner? Hey, do you know HHH, he was a northerner, you must know him, don't you?

Are your piles particularly itchy today? You seem a bit out of sorts.

As for "fook", no, not fookin' Northern, alriiiiggghttt, la'?

[cojak]

People are confusing likeability with guilt/innocence.

I don't like them, but that doesn't make them guilty by default.

[DBA_bloke]

People are confusing likeability with guilt/innocence.

I don't like them, but that doesn't make them guilty by default.

We'll probably never know, now. Someone did it, but is remaining enigmatically tight-lipped about it.

[SandyDown]

very interesting article DA - thanks for posting it.

[Cowboy Bob]

Easy to come to a judgement without the facts...

I have no facts so I'm going with statistics - which state that it is far more likely that a direct family member is the culprit than a complete stranger.