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    #11
    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Knowing what ATM means is a sure fire sign that you're a pervy porn freak.

    ........Doh!
    What does ATM mean?

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      #12
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      Knowing what ATM means is a sure fire sign that you're a pervy porn freak.

      ........Doh!
      It's another name for a cash machine?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        At the moment?

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          #14
          Can't remeber where it was, but I was driving down a road where they had the word slow pained on it. Then a bit further on they had the word slower. How did they know I'd ignored the first one?
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #15
            A__ T_ M____

            Guess a letter...
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #16
              Wikipedia has the answer.

              And I now feel sick......

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                #17
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                A__ T_ M____

                Guess a letter...
                E?

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                  #18
                  Come on, spit it out!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by NoddY View Post
                    Come on, spit it out!
                    I think that's what the participant would end up doing.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                      Knowing what ATM means is a sure fire sign that you're a pervy porn freak.

                      ........Doh!
                      I didn't read that bit this morning, but worked it out on second reading tonight!

                      How rude.
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