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It's generally something that looks a bit like a thermometer. Of course with a thermometer, it's also important to put the bulbous end in first.Originally posted by zeitghostDoesn't seem to be followed by those ATM actresses in the gentlemen's films though...

Though it must be admitted that it isn't necessarily a thermometer in that case...
But I have no experience whatsoever of these films of which you speak.Comment
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"It's generally something that looks a bit like a thermometer."
You mean you have a tool which is small, made out of glass and has a single red vein running straight down the side.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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"Wet Floor" signs in shopping malls always get me... the number of times I've complied, only to be arrested.Comment
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Something that always gets me is when you see a sign that has the title "Polite Notice"
Well I'll decide wether its polite or not once I've read it if you don't mind.Comment
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Thank you for not smoking.
How do they know?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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It dates back to when you would see signs such as "Police Notice - No Parking". The idea was to make folks think it was an official notice, and you'd get fined for disobeying it.Originally posted by Robster View PostSomething that always gets me is when you see a sign that has the title "Polite Notice"
Well I'll decide wether its polite or not once I've read it if you don't mind.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Love seeing signs, especially in the states, that say “Belt Up”
Didn’t say a word …."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Knowing what ATM means is a sure fire sign that you're a pervy porn freak.Originally posted by zeitghostDoesn't seem to be followed by those ATM actresses in the gentlemen's films though...

Though it must be admitted that it isn't necessarily a thermometer in that case...

........Doh!
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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