Best lie you've ever fobbed the users off with???

[Muttley08]

Anyone ever come up with anything creative to pull the wool over innocent user type eyes??

Assume saying "it's too technical, you won't understand", or just jabbering technical bollox is a given...

[SandyDown]

Anyone ever come up with anything creative to pull the wool over innocent user type eyes??

Assume saying "it's too technical, you won't understand", or just jabbering technical bollox is a given...

Never am too honest, too good, too real for all this, am practically perfect in every way.


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Mary Poppins

[Diver]

It's a Harware problem that's causing parsing errors. only way to correct the problem is a complete upgrade

[Muttley08]

Never am too honest, too good, too real for all this, am practically perfect in every way.


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Mary Poppins

I bet you come into the office at 8am after 12 hours sleep, smiling and happy "enjoying" the morning as well?

While the rest of us grimace from too much booze and 4 hours sleep

[SandyDown]

I bet you come into the office at 8am after 12 hours sleep, smiling and happy "enjoying" the morning as well?

While the rest of us grimace from too much booze and 4 hours sleep

Whatever !!

[wendigo100]

Anyone ever come up with anything creative to pull the wool over innocent user type eyes??

Assume saying "it's too technical, you won't understand", or just jabbering technical bollox is a given...

Yes ... "You can't get it working because you are a c***."

[TheFaQQer]

Yes ... "You can't get it working because you are a c***."

That doesn't sound like a lie to me!

[richard-af]

The trick is to overload their minds with techno crap. Often shuts them up.

[Ardesco]

I must agree, just get techier and techier until thier eyes glaze over and they start nodding and going err yup.

[Buffoon]

One of my clients was told by his IT department’s helpdesk that the reason why his stuff that is produced overnight wasn’t available yesterday morning when he got in was because "the high market volatility was slowing down the computers".