Best lie you've ever fobbed the users off with???

[milanbenes]

I find an easy excuse, and an old chestnut, is simply to:

blame the networking team !!

always works

poor old networking team get blamed for everything !

Milan.

[Ardesco]

I find an easy excuse, and an old chestnut, is simply to:

blame the networking team !!

always works

poor old networking team get blamed for everything !

Milan.

BigBoss: Why wasn't the backup tape changed yesterday??

Milan: Ermm it's the network teams fault!!!!!!!

BigBoss: *sigh* we've been through this before Milan, if you forget tonight i'll have to let you go.....

[milanbenes]

LOL

nice one

Milan.

[Moscow Mule]

Truth:
Some twunt with far too much access to the live machine noticed we were running a little over 90% on system storage. Decided to run RCLSTG command which them bought the system to it's knees, with users unable to sign in and the interactive subsystem crapping out on a regular basis.

Lies told to users:
We don't know what's happening, but the machine is running really slow today. We've called IBM and they're looking into it. Try not to log out as you may not get back in again.

[PRC1964]

It must have been something the last contractor did. It'll take me an extra 3 months to sort it out.

[TheFaQQer]

It must have been something the last contractor did. It'll take me an extra 3 months to sort it out.

I like that one! It's up there with a builder's

'oo put this in then? 'kin cowboys - it'll all have to come out.