I blame "Deadwood"

[zeitghost]

And that nice Mr Woo....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6945601.stm

[alreadypacked]

I Think this was already on CSI

[OrangeHopper]

language OH! slap on the leg..

[TheFaQQer]

Hannibal did it, too.

[realityhack]

What the hell is wrong with you OH?

[OrangeHopper]

Tell him Zeit.

[realityhack]

Tell him Zeit.

I've read the article and I don't see how that was relevant or funny - explain it to me, am I missing something here?

[Pondlife]

Brick Top in Snatch

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig tulip, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[OrangeHopper]

It is relevant to Deadwood and the character Woo which is where Zeit was coming from.

[zeitghost]

I've read the article and I don't see how that was relevant or funny - explain it to me, am I missing something here?

It's a "Deadwood" reference: everyone was a "*****" or a "****" etc.

Quite the most voluminous use of bad language I've enjoyed in a long time.

Mr Woo was a Chinese gentleman with limited English; "*******" being one of his favourite words.

He also owned the pigs.