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Previously on "I blame "Deadwood""

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  • OrangeHopper
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    Sorry, I forgot I have a history for childish profanities!

    Do I get black flagged for this?

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  • realityhack
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    Ah. ok. Fair enough, thought we were back in the 'childish profanities' zone there for a minute.

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  • zeitghost
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    I've read the article and I don't see how that was relevant or funny - explain it to me, am I missing something here?
    It's a "Deadwood" reference: everyone was a "*****" or a "****" etc.

    Quite the most voluminous use of bad language I've enjoyed in a long time.

    Mr Woo was a Chinese gentleman with limited English; "*******" being one of his favourite words.

    He also owned the pigs.
    Last edited by zeitghost; 14 August 2007, 13:41. Reason: You missed one...

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  • OrangeHopper
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    It is relevant to Deadwood and the character Woo which is where Zeit was coming from.

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  • Pondlife
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    Brick Top in Snatch

    Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig tulip, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by OrangeHopper View Post
    Tell him Zeit.
    I've read the article and I don't see how that was relevant or funny - explain it to me, am I missing something here?

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  • OrangeHopper
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    Tell him Zeit.

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  • realityhack
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    What the hell is wrong with you OH?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Hannibal did it, too.

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  • OrangeHopper
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    language OH! slap on the leg..
    Last edited by Contractor UK; 14 August 2007, 13:33.

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  • alreadypacked
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    I Think this was already on CSI

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic I blame "Deadwood"

    I blame "Deadwood"

    And that nice Mr Woo....

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6945601.stm

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