Swimming pool discrimination

[sasguru]

outrageous SA! I fit into none of those categories. I pootle along doing a very sedate breast stroke, and trying *not* to look at the laydeez. Mind you, this strapping lass came in sauna the other day with her other half...was very very difficult to keep staring at the hot coals. Was grateful for the cold shower after. Hmm, maybe I should stick to mens' night

I fit into 2 of SA's categories ....but I'm no weirdo.

[SallyAnne]

outrageous SA! I fit into none of those categories. I pootle along doing a very sedate breast stroke, and trying *not* to look at the laydeez. Mind you, this strapping lass came in sauna the other day with her other half...was very very difficult to keep staring at the hot coals. Was grateful for the cold shower after. Hmm, maybe I should stick to mens' night

Oh Burdock no, no, no!!! As bad as those categories are - you cant "pootle along doing breast stroke"!!!! You're a man ffs!!

[chicane]

agressive front crawlers, who ram into you
creepy wierdos who always seem to swim under water
smelly old blokes.

I was an agressive front crawler when I used to swim regularly. It's difficult not to ram into a group of five women hogging the entire width of the pool and chatting away with no awareness of what's going on around them. I'm hoping that you don't fit into this category.

[Burdock]

Oh Burdock no, no, no!!! As bad as those categories are - you cant "pootle along doing breast stroke"!!!! You're a man ffs!!

I'm crap at breast stroke too! Two of the chatting women Chicane referred to ovetook me the other day

But if you try and front crawl you are ostracised...it is not the 'done thing' in my pool

[SallyAnne]

I was an agressive front crawler when I used to swim regularly. It's difficult not to ram into a group of five women hogging the entire width of the pool and chatting away with no awareness of what's going on around them. I'm hoping that you don't fit into this category.

No I dont - I HATE those women! I spend my whole time in the pool nudging past them giving them dirty looks. I refuse to go swimming with mates for that very reason - why go to the baths to chat?!! Freaks.

Mind, I also hate the couples who neck on with each other at the side of the pool (XTC!!)

[SallyAnne]

I'm crap at breast stroke too! Two of the chatting women Chicane referred to ovetook me the other day

But if you try and front crawl you are ostracised...it is not the 'done thing' in my pool

Ah bless you

You sound dead canny mate