Originally posted by Burdock
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Originally posted by Burdockoutrageous SA! I fit into none of those categories. I pootle along doing a very sedate breast stroke, and trying *not* to look at the laydeez. Mind you, this strapping lass came in sauna the other day with her other half...was very very difficult to keep staring at the hot coals. Was grateful for the cold shower after. Hmm, maybe I should stick to mens' night
Oh Burdock no, no, no!!! As bad as those categories are - you cant "pootle along doing breast stroke"!!!! You're a man ffs!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneagressive front crawlers, who ram into you
creepy wierdos who always seem to swim under water
smelly old blokes.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneOh Burdock no, no, no!!! As bad as those categories are - you cant "pootle along doing breast stroke"!!!! You're a man ffs!!
But if you try and front crawl you are ostracised...it is not the 'done thing' in my poolComment
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Originally posted by chicaneI was an agressive front crawler when I used to swim regularly. It's difficult not to ram into a group of five women hogging the entire width of the pool and chatting away with no awareness of what's going on around them. I'm hoping that you don't fit into this category.
Mind, I also hate the couples who neck on with each other at the side of the pool (XTC!!)The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by BurdockI'm crap at breast stroke too! Two of the chatting women Chicane referred to ovetook me the other day
But if you try and front crawl you are ostracised...it is not the 'done thing' in my pool
Ah bless you
You sound dead canny mateThe pope is a tard.Comment
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