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An Ode to the Glesga Bombers!

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    An Ode to the Glesga Bombers!

    An Ode to the Glesga Bombers!

    'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
    Oor Johnny walked one day
    When he saw a sicht that troubled him
    Far more that he could say
    A fanatic muslim b'stard
    Wiz doin what he'd planned
    And intae Glesca's departure hall
    A Cherokee he'd rammed.


    A big Glaswegian polis
    Came forward tae assist
    He thocht "a wumman driver"
    Or at least someone half-pissed
    But to his shock nae drunken Jock
    Emerged to grasp his hand
    But a flamin Arab loony
    Frae Al Qaeda's band


    The mad Islamist nut-case
    Had set hissel' on fire
    And swung oot at the polis
    GBH his clear desire
    Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
    And sallied tae the fray
    A left hook and a heid butt
    Required tae save the day.


    Now listen up Bin Laden
    Yir sort's nae wanted here
    For imported English radicals
    Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
    Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
    Will have nae bluidy truck
    So tak yer worldwide jihad
    An get yersel tae F cuk!!
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    surely the fabled anthem

    "boom boom boom, let me here you say eh oh eh ohhhhhh"

    is more accurate, no im not still 12 before any comments are made..
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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      #3
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #4
        Ramming the airport with a flaming jeep - the only way to get 72 virgins in Glasgow.
        God made men. Sam Colt made them equal.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Euro-commuter
          Ramming the airport with a flaming jeep - the only way to get 72 virgins in Glasgow.
          Whit aboot Dundee? 2 for the price 1 out there...
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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