An Ode to the Glesga Bombers!

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scooterscot replied

17 July 2007, 08:45
Originally posted by Euro-commuter

Ramming the airport with a flaming jeep - the only way to get 72 virgins in Glasgow.

Whit aboot Dundee? 2 for the price 1 out there...
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Euro-commuter replied

17 July 2007, 06:45
Ramming the airport with a flaming jeep - the only way to get 72 virgins in Glasgow.
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cojak replied

17 July 2007, 06:28
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chef replied

16 July 2007, 22:12
surely the fabled anthem

"boom boom boom, let me here you say eh oh eh ohhhhhh"

is more accurate, no im not still 12 before any comments are made..
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scooterscot started a topic An Ode to the Glesga Bombers!

16 July 2007, 18:32
An Ode to the Glesga Bombers!

An Ode to the Glesga Bombers!

'Twas doon by the inch o' Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more that he could say
A fanatic muslim b'stard
Wiz doin what he'd planned
And intae Glesca's departure hall
A Cherokee he'd rammed.

A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht "a wumman driver"
Or at least someone half-pissed
But to his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged to grasp his hand
But a flamin Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda's band

The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hissel' on fire
And swung oot at the polis
GBH his clear desire
Now that's no richt wur Johnny cried
And sallied tae the fray
A left hook and a heid butt
Required tae save the day.

Now listen up Bin Laden
Yir sort's nae wanted here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsman huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will have nae bluidy truck
So tak yer worldwide jihad
An get yersel tae F cuk!!
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