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Stupidest phrases ever
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You always find in the last place you look."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Yeah, there's been loads of times when I've looked in a place but not noticed that what I was looking for was there and then gone looking in lots of other places and eventually come back to the first place, and it was there all the time! It was in the first place I looked. This phrase is completely inaccurate.Originally posted by Moscow MuleYou always find in the last place you look.Comment
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Mind the step......
Mind your head........
Don't come running to me if you break your leg......Thats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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Ah, but the first place you looked is also the last place....Originally posted by dang65Yeah, there's been loads of times when I've looked in a place but not noticed that what I was looking for was there and then gone looking in lots of other places and eventually come back to the first place, and it was there all the time! It was in the first place I looked. This phrase is completely inaccurate.Comment
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sign here....SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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