Bloody useless

[The Lone Gunman]

You lot are bloody useless.
It took forever to get home on Thursday night.
Massive tail back of Turdy France traffic on M20. So bad at M26? junction that I stayed on the M20.
OK then (mostly) up M1 till J17. Then it just stopped. They were still clearing an accident from 3:20 at 17:00.
God knows why this was causing tail backs. How hard can it be to divert everything onto the M6?
Then the road is full of diptulips refusing to pull over and who seeem incapable of driving in the rain.


Coming back Sunday was dead easy. 4.5 hours Lancaster to EuroTunnel.

[Kyajae]

You lot are bloody useless.

Us lot? Do we influence things beyond our knowledge?

[Gibbon]

What about people who when driving in the rain and OVERTAKING a lorry suddenly jam on the anchors when the spray from the lorry hits them so staying where they can't see a bloody thing. Make sure it's clear and then get past as fast as is safe to do so and don't stay by the side, feckwits|!!!!!!!

[Troll]

Told ya... A2 /M2 to avoid the lycra clad ones...

[The Lone Gunman]

Us lot? Do we influence things beyond our knowledge?

I asked for help before I set off. Got no useful info at all.
SO YOU LOT ARE USELESS.

[wendigo100]

I asked for help before I set off. Got no useful info at all.
SO YOU LOT ARE USELESS.

Sorry. Our traffic-police members were on holiday last week, otherwise they'd have given you a police escort up the hard shoulder.

[Paddy]

There’s a notorious junction M3 to M27 that confuses motorists because in order to go Westbound (Right Turn) they must take the left turn and then go under the M3. The junction is well signposted. The weekend saw one car and caravan so confused he chose to drive through the middle of the lanes ending up on the amco barrier and one BMW 4x4 who new discovered he was in the wrong lane, turned across lanes five, four and three and found his cornering was too tight and rolled over just before lane two.

[Let-Me-In]

I asked for help before I set off. Got no useful info at all.
SO YOU LOT ARE USELESS.

Sorry mate, my superman cape was in the wash!!!!!

[lilelvis2000]

Why did you go up the M1 to get to Lancaster? That a bit of the long way round don't you think?

[The Lone Gunman]

Why did you go up the M1 to get to Lancaster? That a bit of the long way round don't you think?

Shortest/quickest route Euro Tunnel to Lancaster according to TomTom and AA is M20-M25-M1-M6. I rarely use this route as it is always busy and slow, but last Thursday there was a particular set of variables that made all my alternatives a bit dubious.