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  • Diver
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    Easy!

    M25
    to
    M4
    over Severn bridge into Wales
    Come and have a Pint and we'll talk all about it

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  • shoes
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Actualy, as all 3 lanes were moving at the same speed I pulled over to the first lane untill it sorted itself out. As I normaly do.
    That's not what you said in another thread where you were pontificating about your self righteous pedantic rule following regardless of circumstance.

    If you did what you claim doesn't that mean you run the risk of, Gasp!, undertaking someone?! What next? Jaywalking? Using an aerosol other than in the manner directed? When civilisation collapses and anarchy reigns I hope you appreciate your part in it.


    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    So in your opinion the driver in front is the most important chap in the world then? The whole world should dance to your tune because you should be allowed to express your individual freedom by ignoring the rules and doing whatever you like?

    Give back your driving licence and get a bus pass immediately you tosser.

    oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Get her!!


    Why isn't there a handbag smilie?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by shoes
    The congestion was probably made worse by lots of drivers like you in the far right overtaking lane all in a queue getting in a huff because the driver in front just doesn't seem to realise how important you are. MAKE WAY! I AM THE KING OF ALL I SURVEY! WHY DOES NO-ONE AGREE WITH ME?!!

    Maybe you should have undertaken more often?

    Actualy, as all 3 lanes were moving at the same speed I pulled over to the first lane untill it sorted itself out. As I normaly do.
    So in your opinion the driver in front is the most important chap in the world then? The whole world should dance to your tune because you should be allowed to express your individual freedom by ignoring the rules and doing whatever you like?

    Give back your driving licence and get a bus pass immediately you tosser.

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  • shoes
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    You lot are bloody useless.
    It took forever to get home on Thursday night.
    Massive tail back of Turdy France traffic on M20. So bad at M26? junction that I stayed on the M20.
    OK then (mostly) up M1 till J17. Then it just stopped. They were still clearing an accident from 3:20 at 17:00.
    God knows why this was causing tail backs. How hard can it be to divert everything onto the M6?
    Then the road is full of diptulips refusing to pull over and who seeem incapable of driving in the rain.


    Coming back Sunday was dead easy. 4.5 hours Lancaster to EuroTunnel.

    The congestion was probably made worse by lots of drivers like you in the far right overtaking lane all in a queue getting in a huff because the driver in front just doesn't seem to realise how important you are. MAKE WAY! I AM THE KING OF ALL I SURVEY! WHY DOES NO-ONE AGREE WITH ME?!!

    Maybe you should have undertaken more often?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000
    Suppose from that end it probably looks faster. The same why my wife drives through the city centre at peak rush.

    Funny, Yahoo Maps shows the M40 the way to go.
    Used the M40 going back, it was fine. The problem is the M25 between M40 and M20.
    The SW corner of the M25 is notorious.

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Shortest/quickest route Euro Tunnel to Lancaster according to TomTom and AA is M20-M25-M1-M6. I rarely use this route as it is always busy and slow, but last Thursday there was a particular set of variables that made all my alternatives a bit dubious.
    Suppose from that end it probably looks faster. The same why my wife drives through the city centre at peak rush.

    Funny, Yahoo Maps shows the M40 the way to go.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000
    Why did you go up the M1 to get to Lancaster? That a bit of the long way round don't you think?
    Shortest/quickest route Euro Tunnel to Lancaster according to TomTom and AA is M20-M25-M1-M6. I rarely use this route as it is always busy and slow, but last Thursday there was a particular set of variables that made all my alternatives a bit dubious.

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Why did you go up the M1 to get to Lancaster? That a bit of the long way round don't you think?

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  • Let-Me-In
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    I asked for help before I set off. Got no useful info at all.
    SO YOU LOT ARE USELESS.
    Sorry mate, my superman cape was in the wash!!!!!

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  • Paddy
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    There’s a notorious junction M3 to M27 that confuses motorists because in order to go Westbound (Right Turn) they must take the left turn and then go under the M3. The junction is well signposted. The weekend saw one car and caravan so confused he chose to drive through the middle of the lanes ending up on the amco barrier and one BMW 4x4 who new discovered he was in the wrong lane, turned across lanes five, four and three and found his cornering was too tight and rolled over just before lane two.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    I asked for help before I set off. Got no useful info at all.
    SO YOU LOT ARE USELESS.
    Sorry. Our traffic-police members were on holiday last week, otherwise they'd have given you a police escort up the hard shoulder.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Kyajae
    Us lot? Do we influence things beyond our knowledge?
    I asked for help before I set off. Got no useful info at all.
    SO YOU LOT ARE USELESS.

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  • Troll
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    Told ya... A2 /M2 to avoid the lycra clad ones...

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  • Gibbon
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    What about people who when driving in the rain and OVERTAKING a lorry suddenly jam on the anchors when the spray from the lorry hits them so staying where they can't see a bloody thing. Make sure it's clear and then get past as fast as is safe to do so and don't stay by the side, feckwits|!!!!!!!

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    You lot are bloody useless.
    Us lot? Do we influence things beyond our knowledge?

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