Ban Fishing

[DodgyAgent]

Broadly speaking, yes. And the day they come up with a way to hunt without killing or permanently harming the fox I will stop banging on about it.

Oh wait, they have, it's called drag hunting but nobody really bothers with it because it's not as much fun. Apparently.

So you are saying then that the pain that is inflicted on fish is not serious enough to warrant banning it? and what fish was it that helped the yokel fishing community to come up with this wondrous decision?

I think the foxhunting community came up with an equally spurious claim that the fox was killed instantly as opposed to carrying a bullet wound around with it for months.

[shaunbhoy]

Look hunting is what we do, Man the hairy hunter. Don't ban any of it. If we were not meant to hunt then we would not be at the top of the food chain. Stop wringing hands and start wringing necks is what its all about.
Fish? Fook 'em. They'd hunt us if they could, so would foxes. Kill 'em all!!
If we were not meant to eat meat then nature would not have designed our teeth to be able to chew it, she would have just given us a straw-like beak for slurping mashed vegetables. Now,come on. Let's get back to them smelly smokers and their antics!!

[DodgyAgent]

If smoking is not natural then why did god invent fire?

[BoredBloke]

Dog Fishing.

I'm off to Tesco to get a load of meat. Then I'm off to B&Q to get a load of nails. I'm going to bend the nails and then tie a really thin but very strong chord to the bent nail. I'm then going to stand on a building dangling the meat from the first floor and I'm going to see how many dogs I can catch. I'll throw them back (that might be cruel from the first floor) but it won't harm them as I'm reliably informed that dogs don’t feel pain in their mouths, in much the same way that fish don't. How long until some do-gooder stops me from enjoying my new sport on the grounds that it's cruel to those nice fluffy dogs.

I'm not an animal lover, but I think fishing is very cruel. To suggest that suspending a fish by a metal barb through it's mouth does not cause it any pain is a stupid comment. Of course they feels pain. If they didn't they would pretty unique in the animal kingdom.

[Rantor]

Dog Fishing.

I'm off to Tesco to get a load of meat. Then I'm off to B&Q to get a load of nails. I'm going to bend the nails and then tie a really thin but very strong chord to the bent nail. I'm then going to stand on a building dangling the meat from the first floor and I'm going to see how many dogs I can catch. I'll throw them back (that might be cruel from the first floor) but it won't harm them as I'm reliably informed that dogs don’t feel pain in their mouths, in much the same way that fish don't. How long until some do-gooder stops me from enjoying my new sport on the grounds that it's cruel to those nice fluffy dogs.

Impressive, I think some dog might put a stop to it before anybody else. Maybe dynamite dog-fishing?

[shaunbhoy]

If smoking is not natural then why did god invent fire?

God didn't invent fire, Man did. And he was outside in the cold at the time!!

[snaw]

God didn't invent fire, Man did. And he was outside in the cold at the time!!

I think the work you're looking for is discovered, SB.

[DodgyAgent]

God didn't invent fire, Man did. And he was outside in the cold at the time!!

so who invented the fire on the sun? was it that Adam was suffering a bout of flatulence one evening and Eve made him sleep in the spare bed. She got cold and told him to f*** off and not come back until he had warmed the place up. So he nipped off in his chariot and found this unlit incendiary device in the back of an old Datsun (blocking the middle of the solar system) that had been abandoned by some Muslim terrorists. "Hmmm!" he thought "this smells a bit funny, I wonder if I rub these two sticks together because no one has done it before" and whoooosh he lit it.

When he eventually he returned home (after a short stay in the burns unit in Glasgow hospital tended lovingly by two NHS doctors called "mustafimcured" and "mustfookeve") he pointed this fireball out to Eve who smiled and said "lets call it SUN"?

[shaunbhoy]

so who invented the fire on the sun? was it that Adam was suffering a bout of flatulence one evening and Eve made him sleep in the spare bed. She got cold and told him to f*** off and not come back until he had warmed the place up. So he nipped off in his chariot and found this unlit incendiary device in the back of an old Datsun (blocking the middle of the solar system) that had been abandoned by some Muslim terrorists. "Hmmm!" he thought "this smells a bit funny, I wonder if I rub these two sticks together because no one has done it before" and whoooosh he lit it.

When he eventually he returned home (after a short stay in the burns unit in Glasgow hospital tended lovingly by two NHS doctors called "mustafimcured" and "mustfookeve") he pointed this fireball out to Eve who smiled and said "lets call it SUN"?

I had no idea you had studied the scriptures DA. You kept that quiet!!

[DodgyAgent]

I had no idea you had studied the scriptures DA. You kept that quiet!!

I just dont like to ram it down people's throats