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Previously on "Ban Fishing"

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  • Moscow Mule
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    News Flash, Fish feels pain - released by fisherman - is more careful in future.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Troll
    ... but apparently true
    Wellll I didn't say she did, I merely asked, would she

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  • Troll
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    ... but apparently true

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Troll
    and you follow... ahh Welsh and sheep... figures

    That's a Baaaaa'd attitude

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Diver
    would she do that in a PM
    and you follow... ahh Welsh and sheep... figures

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Troll
    did she tell you to change all the posts?
    would she do that in a PM

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Diver
    How do you think I've stayed awake so far
    did she tell you to change all the posts?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Troll
    you first
    How do you think I've stayed awake so far

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Diver
    Go stick your tongue in the electric wall socket, No pain.

    Trust me
    you first

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Troll
    how about electric fishing - electrodes in the water - large current will stun the fish (no pain)
    Go stick your tongue in the electric wall socket, No pain.

    Trust me

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  • Troll
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    how about electric fishing - electrodes in the water - large current will stun the fish (no pain)

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  • Let-Me-In
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    so who invented the fire on the sun? was it that Adam was suffering a bout of flatulence one evening and Eve made him sleep in the spare bed. She got cold and told him to f*** off and not come back until he had warmed the place up. So he nipped off in his chariot and found this unlit incendiary device in the back of an old Datsun (blocking the middle of the solar system) that had been abandoned by some Muslim terrorists. "Hmmm!" he thought "this smells a bit funny, I wonder if I rub these two sticks together because no one has done it before" and whoooosh he lit it.

    When he eventually he returned home (after a short stay in the burns unit in Glasgow hospital tended lovingly by two NHS doctors called "mustafimcured" and "mustfookeve") he pointed this fireball out to Eve who smiled and said "lets call it SUN"?

    Didn't realise the fire on the sun was "INVENTED"...Stephen Hawking is gonna be real upset to hear he has been wrong all this time...

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  • Let-Me-In
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    You could fill 100 allotments from the vegetables on this site

    While you would end up on the compost heap!!!

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    I had no idea you had studied the scriptures DA. You kept that quiet!!
    I just dont like to ram it down people's throats

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    so who invented the fire on the sun? was it that Adam was suffering a bout of flatulence one evening and Eve made him sleep in the spare bed. She got cold and told him to f*** off and not come back until he had warmed the place up. So he nipped off in his chariot and found this unlit incendiary device in the back of an old Datsun (blocking the middle of the solar system) that had been abandoned by some Muslim terrorists. "Hmmm!" he thought "this smells a bit funny, I wonder if I rub these two sticks together because no one has done it before" and whoooosh he lit it.

    When he eventually he returned home (after a short stay in the burns unit in Glasgow hospital tended lovingly by two NHS doctors called "mustafimcured" and "mustfookeve") he pointed this fireball out to Eve who smiled and said "lets call it SUN"?

    I had no idea you had studied the scriptures DA. You kept that quiet!!

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