Ban Fishing

[Let-Me-In]

You could fill 100 allotments from the vegetables on this site

While you would end up on the compost heap!!!

[Let-Me-In]

so who invented the fire on the sun? was it that Adam was suffering a bout of flatulence one evening and Eve made him sleep in the spare bed. She got cold and told him to f*** off and not come back until he had warmed the place up. So he nipped off in his chariot and found this unlit incendiary device in the back of an old Datsun (blocking the middle of the solar system) that had been abandoned by some Muslim terrorists. "Hmmm!" he thought "this smells a bit funny, I wonder if I rub these two sticks together because no one has done it before" and whoooosh he lit it.

When he eventually he returned home (after a short stay in the burns unit in Glasgow hospital tended lovingly by two NHS doctors called "mustafimcured" and "mustfookeve") he pointed this fireball out to Eve who smiled and said "lets call it SUN"?

Didn't realise the fire on the sun was "INVENTED"...Stephen Hawking is gonna be real upset to hear he has been wrong all this time...

[Troll]

how about electric fishing - electrodes in the water - large current will stun the fish (no pain)

[Diver]

how about electric fishing - electrodes in the water - large current will stun the fish (no pain)

Go stick your tongue in the electric wall socket, No pain.

Trust me

[Troll]

Go stick your tongue in the electric wall socket, No pain.

Trust me

you first

[Diver]

you first

How do you think I've stayed awake so far

[Troll]

How do you think I've stayed awake so far

did she tell you to change all the posts?

[Diver]

did she tell you to change all the posts?

would she do that in a PM

[Troll]

would she do that in a PM

and you follow... ahh Welsh and sheep... figures

[Diver]

and you follow... ahh Welsh and sheep... figures

That's a Baaaaa'd attitude