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Previously on "Ban Fishing"
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News Flash, Fish feels pain - released by fisherman - is more careful in future.
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Wellll I didn't say she did, I merely asked, would sheOriginally posted by Troll... but apparently true
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Originally posted by Trolland you follow... ahh Welsh and sheep... figures
That's a Baaaaa'd attitude
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and you follow... ahh Welsh and sheep... figuresOriginally posted by Diverwould she do that in a PM
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would she do that in a PMOriginally posted by Trolldid she tell you to change all the posts?
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did she tell you to change all the posts?Originally posted by DiverHow do you think I've stayed awake so far
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How do you think I've stayed awake so farOriginally posted by Trollyou first
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you firstOriginally posted by DiverGo stick your tongue in the electric wall socket, No pain.
Trust me
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Go stick your tongue in the electric wall socket, No pain.Originally posted by Trollhow about electric fishing - electrodes in the water - large current will stun the fish (no pain)
Trust me
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how about electric fishing - electrodes in the water - large current will stun the fish (no pain)
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentso who invented the fire on the sun? was it that Adam was suffering a bout of flatulence one evening and Eve made him sleep in the spare bed. She got cold and told him to f*** off and not come back until he had warmed the place up. So he nipped off in his chariot and found this unlit incendiary device in the back of an old Datsun (blocking the middle of the solar system) that had been abandoned by some Muslim terrorists. "Hmmm!" he thought "this smells a bit funny, I wonder if I rub these two sticks together because no one has done it before" and whoooosh he lit it.
When he eventually he returned home (after a short stay in the burns unit in Glasgow hospital tended lovingly by two NHS doctors called "mustafimcured" and "mustfookeve") he pointed this fireball out to Eve who smiled and said "lets call it SUN"?
Didn't realise the fire on the sun was "INVENTED"...Stephen Hawking is gonna be real upset to hear he has been wrong all this time...
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentYou could fill 100 allotments from the vegetables on this site
While you would end up on the compost heap!!!
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I just dont like to ram it down people's throatsOriginally posted by shaunbhoyI had no idea you had studied the scriptures DA. You kept that quiet!!

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Originally posted by DodgyAgentso who invented the fire on the sun? was it that Adam was suffering a bout of flatulence one evening and Eve made him sleep in the spare bed. She got cold and told him to f*** off and not come back until he had warmed the place up. So he nipped off in his chariot and found this unlit incendiary device in the back of an old Datsun (blocking the middle of the solar system) that had been abandoned by some Muslim terrorists. "Hmmm!" he thought "this smells a bit funny, I wonder if I rub these two sticks together because no one has done it before" and whoooosh he lit it.
When he eventually he returned home (after a short stay in the burns unit in Glasgow hospital tended lovingly by two NHS doctors called "mustafimcured" and "mustfookeve") he pointed this fireball out to Eve who smiled and said "lets call it SUN"?
I had no idea you had studied the scriptures DA. You kept that quiet!!
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