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    No longer with us

    If a pimp describes a colleague as no longer with us what do you think that means?

    I had a pimp stop phoneing me (assumed it was usual pimp didnt get the gig) but then I found out he left.

    So is he:

    a) dead - literally no longer with us
    b) got fired
    c) left
    d) left to set up yet another recruitment firm

    I vote for b.

    #2
    e) repented for the errors of his ways and become a useful member of society.

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      #3
      f) He's currently stoned out of his head.

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        #4
        He has taken up smoking and been ostracised from society
        Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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          #5
          g) he talked to half the people posting on here about roles and committed suicide.
          Call the cops

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            #6
            Originally posted by DodgyAgent
            He has taken up smoking and been ostracised from society
            If he's a pimp, he's unlikely to notice the difference.

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              #7
              h) spontaneous human combustion

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                #8
                Originally posted by Burdock
                h) spontaneous human combustion
                spontaneous sub-human combustion

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                  #9
                  i) administered a lethal dose of polonium-210 by the KGB
                  "My God, it's huge!!"

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                    #10
                    j) is now one of "Them" (the Greys)

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