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k) Had sex change and is from hence-forth known as Miranda. She has had the major bits done but is still awaiting the Adam's apple shaving and knuckle reduction.
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Using GW Bush logic, anybody who is not "with us" is "against us" and is therefore a member of the Taliban.
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Originally posted by Burdockh) spontaneous human combustion
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentHe has taken up smoking and been ostracised from society
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g) he talked to half the people posting on here about roles and committed suicide.
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e) repented for the errors of his ways and become a useful member of society.
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No longer with us
If a pimp describes a colleague as no longer with us what do you think that means?
I had a pimp stop phoneing me (assumed it was usual pimp didnt get the gig) but then I found out he left.
So is he:
a) dead - literally no longer with us
b) got fired
c) left
d) left to set up yet another recruitment firm
I vote for b.Tags: None
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