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  • sli_gryn
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    said 'f_ck it, i'm going to get me some of the good money'

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  • Zippy
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    l) in Camp X-Ray

    I like that one

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  • chubba
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    k) Had sex change and is from hence-forth known as Miranda. She has had the major bits done but is still awaiting the Adam's apple shaving and knuckle reduction.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Using GW Bush logic, anybody who is not "with us" is "against us" and is therefore a member of the Taliban.

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  • Chugnut
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    j) is now one of "Them" (the Greys)

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  • Swamp Thing
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    i) administered a lethal dose of polonium-210 by the KGB

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Burdock
    h) spontaneous human combustion
    spontaneous sub-human combustion

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  • Burdock
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    h) spontaneous human combustion

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent
    He has taken up smoking and been ostracised from society
    If he's a pimp, he's unlikely to notice the difference.

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  • freakydancer
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    g) he talked to half the people posting on here about roles and committed suicide.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    He has taken up smoking and been ostracised from society

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  • Kyajae
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    f) He's currently stoned out of his head.

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  • PRC1964
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    e) repented for the errors of his ways and become a useful member of society.

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  • Sockpuppet
    started a topic No longer with us

    No longer with us

    If a pimp describes a colleague as no longer with us what do you think that means?

    I had a pimp stop phoneing me (assumed it was usual pimp didnt get the gig) but then I found out he left.

    So is he:

    a) dead - literally no longer with us
    b) got fired
    c) left
    d) left to set up yet another recruitment firm

    I vote for b.

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