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Hehehe, just tried the link and it got blocked by the clients web filter. The category it showed as restricted was "Tasteless".
Not seen that one before which is surprising considering some of the links that get posted on here
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Same here. Are we in the same building?Originally posted by DaveBHehehe, just tried the link and it got blocked by the clients web filter. The category it showed as restricted was "Tasteless".
Not seen that one before which is surprising considering some of the links that get posted on here
McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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It's not really rude.
Summary of the picture:
bandaged patient in hospital bed says: But I was promised 72 virgins
Nurse replies: Then why the **** would you come to Glasgow?Comment
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Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Apparently the Police have revealed his name, it is Singe Majeep!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Doh thats not a muslim name!!Originally posted by shaunbhoyApparently the Police have revealed his name, it is Singe Majeep!!
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Er it was a joke. Most people didn't need an explanation Mr Pedantic.Originally posted by ArdescoDoh thats not a muslim name!!
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I know, hence the smileyOriginally posted by shaunbhoyEr it was a joke. Most people didn't need an explanation Mr Pedantic.

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