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Originally posted by lilelvis2000Same here. Are we in the same building?
Depends, Major International Telco, currently working on a large Govt Project.
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Originally posted by ArdescoNever had an Apple Orgy..... How does that work?
The are only for the hard "core"...
Sorry, IGMC...
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Stop trying to get fruity with me!Originally posted by ArdescoNever had an Apple Orgy..... How does that work?
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Never had an Apple Orgy..... How does that work?Originally posted by shaunbhoyFair enough, apple-ogeys. Monday morning feeling big time so a bit tetchy (no change there some might say!)

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Me too! "Websense"?Originally posted by lilelvis2000Same here. Are we in the same building?
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Fair enough, apple-ogeys. Monday morning feeling big time so a bit tetchy (no change there some might say!)Originally posted by ArdescoI know, hence the smiley
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I know, hence the smileyOriginally posted by shaunbhoyEr it was a joke. Most people didn't need an explanation Mr Pedantic.

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Er it was a joke. Most people didn't need an explanation Mr Pedantic.Originally posted by ArdescoDoh thats not a muslim name!!
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Doh thats not a muslim name!!Originally posted by shaunbhoyApparently the Police have revealed his name, it is Singe Majeep!!
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Apparently the Police have revealed his name, it is Singe Majeep!!
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It's not really rude.
Summary of the picture:
bandaged patient in hospital bed says: But I was promised 72 virgins
Nurse replies: Then why the **** would you come to Glasgow?
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Same here. Are we in the same building?Originally posted by DaveBHehehe, just tried the link and it got blocked by the clients web filter. The category it showed as restricted was "Tasteless".
Not seen that one before which is surprising considering some of the links that get posted on here
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