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Which law did you last break?
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The motorway speed limit.
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I put some rubbish in next-door neighbour’s wheelie bin. Just warming up for the real thing when the council eventually starts charging by the kilo…"My God, it's huge!!"
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If it was a joke made by Tony Blair then you deserve life.Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockLaughing in the pub at a Tony Blair joke - apparently that is now tantamount to high treason.Comment
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I failed to practice archery on the village green last Sunday afternoon.
Because I was out stealing cars.Comment
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Adultery isn't against the law is it?!Originally posted by Maxamusdrugs
littering
speeding
adultry
fraud
I'm getting ready to break the law like the wind next week
<stupid fecking god-bothers and their w*nking smoking ban>The pope is a tard.Comment
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