Which law did you last break?

[Sockpuppet]

I know that none of you are innocent.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6238090.stm

Went through a weight limit yesterday as it was quicker!

[Sockpuppet]

Adultery isn't against the law is it?!

I'm getting ready to break the law like the wind next week

So basically next week you're saying your going to be easy?

[Zippy]

Claiming a receipt for £2.97 was for a business-related expense. Up yours Hector!

[lilelvis2000]

Too many things to mention...
- scammed the insurance company
- driving while I really shouldn't be
- exceeding the speed limit several times a day
- cooking the books
about a dozen other things.

[Kyajae]

I took a piss behind a tree whilst out walking the dogs last week. Do I qualify as a dangerous crooked desparado?

[snaw]

I took a piss behind a tree whilst out walking the dogs last week. Do I qualify as a dangerous crooked desparado?

Depends on whether or not you got down on your hands and knees, sniffed the tree and cocked a leg before you took the piss.

[PRC1964]

I took a piss behind a tree whilst out walking the dogs last week. Do I qualify as a dangerous crooked desparado?

I'm surprised you're not already on the sex offenders register.

[Kyajae]

I'm surprised you're not already on the sex offenders register.

I'm being prosecuted under the Wildlife Act for killing the tree.

[Masher]

Adultery isn't against the law is it?!

I'm getting ready to break the law like the wind next week

<stupid fecking god-bothers and their w*nking smoking ban>

I knew about the smoking ban but I didn't know about the w*nking bit. Sh!t.

[The Lone Gunman]

I knew about the smoking ban but I didn't know about the w*nking bit. Sh!t.

I used to wank and smoke, but the smell of burning pubes got too much. Not a problem our Sal will have apparently, unless she is wanking her lad of course (assuming he is not also bald, is he?).