Life - what's it all about? Eh?

[where did my id go?]

Have you got room for a flotation tank? what are the running costs.

Soma

[Clippy]

SA

I think you shoudl get yourself down to the sex shop and get some stimulating toys. If that doesnt work then ring me

Ahem, I can help you here (Plan B).

[andy]

Ahem, I can help you here (Plan B).

what plan B ? Opening a Ann Summers franchise ?

[Clippy]

what plan B ? Opening a Ann Summers franchise ?

Nope, online venture - it's the future of retailing, dontcha know (apparently).

[SallyAnne]

Nope, online venture - it's the future of retailing, dontcha know (apparently).

What do you sell like Clippy?

[Nicky G]

Drink, smoke, shag, take any drugs you want to if you enjoy them, listen to cool music, stay out late, go to loads of parties, don't worry about work, support a tulip football team, dance like a lunatic and be nice to your mum and sisters.

When your time is up, at least you can say you had a good time.

TED

[alreadypacked]

What do you sell like Clippy?

Maybe sell books on-line, about selling stuff on-line.

[ChimpMaster]

Have children. Lots of them.

They'll be important to you while you're alive and they'll remember you and miss you when you're dead.

[Bagpuss]

and they'll remember you and miss you when you're dead.

Of what importance is that?

[KentPhilip]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97... wear sunscreen.

...


But trust me on the sunscreen.

That was on the radio yesterday. Haven't heard it in years.